Monthly
One call per month. A rare, special occasion. Like a birthday, but worse.
$0.99 /month
Subscribe
The world's most unnecessary subscription
A reminder that life
isn't that serious
We call you at a random time, play a fart sound, and immediately hang up. Daily, weekly, or monthly — your choice.
100%
Unnecessary
1pm – 7pm
Random window
$0.99
Starting price
Simple as it sounds
How it works
01
Subscribe
Pick your plan. No account creation needed — just your phone number and payment. Our system calls to verify.
02
Wait
Go about your day. Forget about it. That's the whole point — the surprise is what makes it funny.
03
Laugh
Your phone rings. You answer. A fart sound plays. We hang up. You laugh. Repeat.
The origin
"Fartaday.com helped my family during a stressful time when my older sister had cancer. The only time anyone ever laughed was when they got their fart call."
Sometimes the smallest, silliest things break tension. This service exists to remind you that life isn't that serious. Nothing more.
Pricing
Choose your frequency
All plans include phone verification, random call timing, and the finest fart sounds money can buy.
Weekly
One call per week. The sweet spot. Frequent enough to forget, rare enough to surprise.
$3.99 /month
Subscribe
Daily
One call per day. For the truly committed. A daily reminder not to take life too seriously.
$6.99 /month
Subscribe
Phone verification required · Cancel anytime · Billed monthly via Stripe
FAQ
Reasonable questions
for an unreasonable product
Is this real?
Completely. You subscribe, we call you at a random time, play a fart sound, and hang up. That's the entire product.
Is this used for pranks?
No. We require phone verification at signup to prevent misuse. Accounts used for harassment will be suspended immediately.
When will I get the call?
Once per day (or week, or month — depending on your plan) at a random time between 1pm–7pm Eastern. The randomness is the point.
Can I change my plan?
Yes. Upgrade, downgrade, or cancel anytime from your account dashboard. Changes take effect on your next billing cycle.
How do I cancel?
Cancel anytime from your account dashboard. Billing is handled securely through Stripe. No hoops, no retention calls (ironic, we know).
What number will call me?
Calls come from +1 (406) 792-7760. Save it in your contacts so you know it's us — or don't, for maximum surprise.
Do you support international numbers?
Currently US phone numbers only. International expansion is planned — we'll announce it when it's ready.
Why does this exist?
It started as something the founder built for his family during a difficult time. Sometimes the smallest, silliest things are exactly what you need.